not everyone is sensitive; not everyone appreciates the pain of loneliness, the sorrows of individualism the horrors of collective ridicule. not everyone truly understands the real truth about, and the plight of .... overweight effiminate fairies AKA fatty sissies AKA light-in-loafers-jumborinas. lets say one day you're about to eat a large dripping with fat sirloin steak, just you're about to sink in your teeth into the juicy, squirting piece of cow, when an overweight effiminate fairy AKA fatty sissy AKA light-in-the-loafers-jumborina happily cycles by on a small tricycle without a care in the world tweaking his tricycle bell with one hand vigorously rubbing his left nipple with the other, wrongly believing he looks cute, adorable yet strangely erotic. naturally the first thing that would happen to you then is that (a) you'd swallow the sirloin steak whole without once chewing it; (b) you'd have a fork with that dripping sirloin steak and (c) you'd pass out from sheer horror and / or fear. however, that need not happen all the time. in fact it may not happen at all if you only knew what fatty sissies are all about, understood their INNER soul, appreciated how talented and funny, and witty and intelligent they truly are inside, how insightful they can be about the new showroom displaying bathroom tiles, that they too have feelings just like everyone else. strange but true. so for today, uncle blood will share with you, tips for everyday living, on the real truth about fatty sissies. sit back, unclench that member, unclench that piece (ring) and read on ...

(a) fatty sissies have names - strange as it may sound, fatty sissies do actually have names apart from 'hey-you-fatty-sissy!'. some of them may even still have parents who have not abandoned them, left the state and changed their own names, address and undergo face transplant. the names may vary, of course. some are called gary, some are called keong, some are called abu, and of some are called wendy. a guy called wendy is not that strange when you think about it. in fact, it can be pleasing and amusing given a near death experience. so yes, fatty sissies do have names, so if you happen to  be cornered by one, one dark day, instead of running away breathless with fear, just stay awhile, breath in deep and ask in a clear manner 'what is your name fatty sissy?'. they will glow with the appreciation of their individualism.

(b) fatty sissies have dreams - impossible as it sounds, fatty sissies also have dreams. and i'm not talking about the kind of dreams you'd normally associate with fatty sissies such as being the winner of a beauty and cake eating contests. no, they too have aspiration, they too desire a life of beauty and tolerance and occassional sex without the need for overhead crane harness. they too have HOPES and FEARS. so the next time a fatty sissy starts to talk about their dreams, listen, because you may learn something. or not. it doesnt matter. the only thing that matters is that they dont accidentally trip and fall on you. heavily perfumed fatty sissies all wet and sticking falling on you is not very nice and comfortable.

(c) fatty sissies do want to lose weight - no, its true. not all fatty sissies deliberately choose to be fat and effiminate. yes, some of them even want to be thin and not sissy-like. like james bond. (okay, hahaha. that was a joke. i was only kidding). yes, fatty sissies have made some attempts to not eat that much because by eating alot, and wearing see-through shirts does by category, make them fatty sissies. so if you do see a fatty sissy running about anywhere, they are not chasing you or your loved ones, but may in fact, be trying to JOG. i know the oxymoron boggles the mind, but not everything is impossible!

(d) fatty sissies need love too - your eyes do not deceive you. it is true. fatty sissies with french lace collars too, want to have someone to love. and, yes, someone who loves them back. without the need of a threatening garden tool and a large amount of money. because, unusual as it sounds, fatty sissies too would like to explore the mysterious landscape that is DESIRE and maybe, if they're belly can be tucked in (somehow), the joys of SEX. i have even seen documentaries on this where the documentator openly admitted that he has had a conversation with a close friend of a fatty sissy that they need a GIRLFRIEND.