ah love. the sensory-heightening sensation; the spine-tingling emo-rollercoaster; the genital-tickling washing-machine ride; the pants-tightening twirling dervish. love; thy name alone causes men to become sissy boys, women to become ho's and others in between to do a brazilian buttock spread wax. twice. such is the wonder of love, thy name is folly. but love does not come easy no it does not. it comes with a price, a price to be paid both as you enter its wonderous world and as you exit it. there are certain things that you should do, and some that you should not do. but why love,  blood? some of you are saying in a whiny, nasal sissy-girly manner, why are you talking about love? for you are a great fighter! fighters do not need love, they need only to fight! ah ... but that is where you are wrong kind followers and disciples, fighters too need love. but alas, today's tip on everyday living is not on what to do when you are in love, but what NOT to do when you are in love. read on gentle readers, and limit the strokes to long, slow strokes and not fast rapid ones. unless you have a box of tissues handy.

(a) dont fart - tho farting may be charming and sometimes affectionately cute between long term couples, as we all know women just love the smell of a warm fresh fart from their man, for newly dating couples, this might not exactly work. but if you really do have to fart, make it rip real loud. none of those squeaks emanating from your butt cheek. make it loud and thunderous. if she leaves on the spot, then she was never one for you. if she stays, then you know will be ready to be bedded by you. its simple mathematics.

(b) dont be too early - most men wrongly believe that women like their dates to be on time because that would show seriousness and punctuality. however, the truth is the opposite. women whose dates comes on time, or even earlier will know that such men are sissy nancy pretty boys who are afraid to show their women that there is no such thing as being on time, there is only one time and that is the time of the man to come as and when he pleases. women will appreciate this type of manliness because they know their man will do as he pleases. and as we all know, women love men who love to do as they please.

(c) dont be an intellectual sissy boy - talking too much about 'important intellectual' things will give the woman an impression that you are a sissy pretty nancy boy with strapped in man tits. talk instead of other women who you have successfully bed, even though it may not be true. this will most definitely get you to bed them within the next 2 hours. why? only because 'important intellectual' things are subject matters of men with small penises, and, women dont understand 'important intellectual' things. they prefer you talk about movies, your female conquests and of course, the sound of you burping and farting.

(d) dont just look at her face - look as well at her cleavage, down her dress and especially when she bends over to pick up your wallet you accidentally drop (which also contains several packets of rubbers letting her know without telling her what you hope to get) look at her butt and make appreciative whistling noises and comments. as we are all too familiar with the women's psychie, women just love men to stare at their bodies because that is why the lingerie, perfume, make up, and other womanly stuff items is a one big giant money churning industry. they want you to stare, they want you to drool and of course, they want you to want their bodies. why else would they wear sexy clothes?

(e) dont date women's lib lezzies - unless they have a sister and they dont mind three'ing it. then all that lib lezzie talkie stuff will not be such as bad thing. but honestly, do you really want to date women with unshave pits and moustaches? no you dont, because you dont want people to laugh at you. and they will smell.

(f) dont let the woman pay for the first date - this is true because if you let them pay for the first date you will inadvertently sign over the use of your testicles over to them thus allowing them to walk all over you. it is crucial that you show who is boss and why it is that the boss wears the pants which contains the pair. so even if you dont have the money for the first date, either cancel it or borror / steal the money. that way you will have control over your woman and the woman will love being under your control because that is what man-woman relationship is all about.

(g) dont be too pretty - only women are allowed to be pretty. men should look like men and not like perfumed pansies. leave that stubble, ruffle that hair and let the sweat soak through that shirt. women love men who are men and not women-wannabes. men should not be in competition with women in the pretty-ness department. so be damned all those male beauty therapy treatments, to hell with male facial sessions and skin toning. this will only make sense to sissy boys who are dating other sissy boys.

(h) dont be nervous - women generally do not accept nervous men to be their conquestor. they prefer their men to be in control and men in control are never nervouse. so laugh out loud, burp, fart, scratch groin/genitals and most importantly end each conversation with a leer and your eyes wandering all over her body. she will know you want her and this makes her hot for you.